How did you do in your tests ?

I did what George Washington did ! What was that Went down in history !

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What are we gonna do with all this extra cocaine?

The previous sentence has never been spoken in the history of earth

What do you call the history of a car?

An autobiography.

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Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive right now?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What's George Washington's least favorite flower?

Lie-lacs!