What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls?

Family reunions.

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

Calculus Student Jokes More Calculus Student Jokes

Where do calculus students go when they are sick?

To L'Hopital.

How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes?

Indifferential.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

Limit Jokes More Limit Jokes

Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

Speed Ticket Jokes More Speed Ticket Jokes

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits