What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did Vietnam revolt against the French?

Because they knew they would Nguyen.

What's the difference between a group of baboons and our political system?

I don't know.

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles?

A Biceptual

Calculus Student Jokes More Calculus Student Jokes

Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

Where do calculus students go when they are sick?

To L'Hopital.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What do you say if you're testing a new firearm?

I'll take a shot"

What is mother-approved and child-tested?

Coat-Hanger Abortions

Limit Jokes More Limit Jokes

What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song?

Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

Speed Ticket Jokes More Speed Ticket Jokes

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."