What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

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How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

How do you know whether or not a redditor is Australian?

They'll tell you.

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When is a triangle a rectangle?

When it fails

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

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What rock group has four guys and no singers?

Mt. Rushmore! Happy presidents day!

How do you know when a guy is really in love with his girlfriend?

When he starts using condoms with other girls.

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What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

Where do calculus students go when they are sick?

To L'Hopital.

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What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

What's the best score you can get on a test?

Not Pregnant"

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

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What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits