What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

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How many Viet Nam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know? That's right, you know, because you weren't there, man!

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

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What did one black guy say to another black guy?

We're both black guys.

What do you call a black guy in a museum?

Antique farm equipment

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What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!

Why's it so hard to find marathon and triathlon reviews in Germany?

Well, you know what happened last time they picked a race...

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What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

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What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

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What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.