What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

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What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

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Why is there cotton in pill bottles?

To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

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What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

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What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

Why did all the native people move out East?

Because there is no work out there.