What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

Why is there cotton on top of the pills inside a pill bottle?

To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

How does a black woman know she's pregnant?

When she takes the tampon out the cotton is picked.

West Jokes More West Jokes

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

Why didn't the Cancer Cowboy head out West?

He was afraid of Chemo-sabe.

East Jokes More East Jokes

Why did all the native people move out East?

Because there is no work out there.

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness