What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

Cotton Jokes More Cotton Jokes

What's the worst part about going down on a black girl?

Cotton mouth

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

West Jokes More West Jokes

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

East Jokes More East Jokes

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

Why did all the native people move out East?

Because there is no work out there.