Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb?

He really wasn't feeling up to it.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do introverts feel within society?

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What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

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Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

What did Pinocchio say to Rudolph when he asked him what he asked for Christmas?

Quit being nosey.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

Mountain Climber Jokes More Mountain Climber Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.