What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

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Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

When are YOU going to start having kids?

Me: When are you going to stop

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How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

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Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

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Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again