Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

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What is the most tried and true method to getting a small fortune?

Start out with a large fortune.

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

An Insti-Gator

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Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

Why did a surgeon go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

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What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

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What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

What type music should you practice before doing something dangerous?

Safety measures.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

What do miss Frizzle and the catholic church have in common?

They've both been in little boys.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

What do 0/10 little boys enjoy?

Catholic priests