Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

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What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

Why should you be scared of a white person in prison?

Because they are most certainly guilty.

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Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

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Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

How do Catholic church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

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What martial art do cows practice?

Moo-thai.

What would Dorothy have said if she practiced Yoga instead of new age magical thinking?

There's no place like OM.

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What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

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Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.