Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

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Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.

Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

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What Do Nuns Call Air Conditioning In A Prison?

A convent!

What do you call a prisoner who's psychic,has dwarfism and escaped the prison?

A small medium at large!

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Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

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What's the difference between a Baptist and a Catholic?

Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

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Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

What do you call a dinosaur that practices Islam?

A Quranosaurus.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

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Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.

How many wife's does a catholic priest allowed to have?

Nun