What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

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What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

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What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common ?

They both shafted minors in the 1980's.

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

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How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

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What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

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Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.