Shaft Jokes

Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common ?

They both shafted minors in the 1980's.

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

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Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get when a piano falls down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

What sound does a piano make when falling down a mine shaft?

A-flat minor.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

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5-year-old: A baby. Woman: What kind of baby 5-year-old: A human one. Nailed it.

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Minor Jokes More Minor Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

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What do you call a dog with no hind legs?

Dragon balls!

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft