Flat Miner Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

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R-E-L-I-G-I-O-N

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What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat minor.

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He had a plane to catch.

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neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.

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Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

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