Flat Miner Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

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He didn't like Chinese food.

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

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What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

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I'll be bach.

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How do you make an eggroll?

You push it.

What do you get when you push a piano down a mining shaft?

A flat minor.

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What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

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What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.

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Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

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Mineshaft Jokes More Mineshaft Jokes

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat minor.

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How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

How do you spell badly?

With a broken magic wand.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

What's the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.