Flat Miner Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

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What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

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Nun.

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To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

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Give him the biggest bananas.

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What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

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A. You can't tuna fish.

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What do you see when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat miner. EDIT: spelling

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?

A flat minor.

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Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him !

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

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Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

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What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly?

I n c o r r e c t l y

Why do Polish names end in "ski" ?

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Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

Why did the computer science student drop out?

He just couldn't hack it.