What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and other carpenters?

Jesus may actually return some day.

What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue ) I knew you'd get stuck on that

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)