What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?

You can make a pet out of a snake !

What's the difference between racism and asians?

Racism has many faces.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

What fish do road-menders use ?

Pneumatic krill !

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Which is the saltiest fish?

Tuna

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis