What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

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Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

Why don't lobsters ever share anything?

Because they're shellfish

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What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

Why wasn't the fish allowed to play in the band?

Because he couldn't tuna piano!

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What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.

What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis