What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

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Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

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What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

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What's worse than lobsters on your piano?

Syphilis

What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common?

Your mom.