What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

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What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

B Jokes More B Jokes

Why is this?

B: It's because your feet aren't empty.

Why are A's like flowers?

Because B's go after them!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)?

Long Gone Silver... /drops mic

Why did Skrillex get fired from the antique shop?

Because he d-d-d-d-dropped the vase. Stupid. I know.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.