What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

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What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other?

They were MAROONED!

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man that states the obvious?

A man that states the obvious

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

B Jokes More B Jokes

Why does Washington DC stink?

Because of the B O

What did fish A say to fish B?

Wasabi?

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!