What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch?

Names.

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What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

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What is the definition of a good farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?

No phone numbers.

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What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

swimming goggles

Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

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What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

What do you call 5 guys who have no arms or legs and a woman floating in the water together?

Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob and Ann