What do you call a man with no arms or legs who likes to go swimming?

Bob.

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What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

What has eight arms and an IQ of 80?

Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

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Why can't the man take his job seriously?

Because he's a clown! Buh bum tis

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

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Why was the welder such a gossip?

Because he liked to meddle.

Why is Ponyboy lactose intolerant?

He hates Dairy but likes Sodapop.

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Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.