What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

swimming goggles

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What did the blind, deaf, mute quadraplegic boy get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall?

For the Halibut.

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How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

Who do blind kids boo at wrestling events?

John Cena.