What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

swimming goggles

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What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall?

Dam!

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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How are blind kids punished by their parents?

The parents move the furniture.

Why did the blind kid fail geometry?

He didnt see the point.