How did the blind kid burn the side of his face?

He answered the iron

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How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

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What's the song that coldplay wrote for you?

Yellow. *Phil answers phone*

What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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How did Hellen Keller burn her ear?

She answered the iron.

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

swimming goggles

Why can't blind kids have imaginary friends?

Their i's don't work