How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why don't Blacks and Mexicans have babies?

Their kids would be too lazy to steal.

Where do English prime-ministers take their kids on vacation?

Lourdes. Mother Theresa always goes there.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.

What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves