How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

What gets bigger every time I see my wife?

My wife.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

What's six feet tall, black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.