Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

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Roast Jokes More Roast Jokes

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

How does a Muslim get a hot date?

He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim....

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Who's there ! Baby ! Baby who ?

Baby love my baby love.... !

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

What do you get when you put a live rabbit in the oven?

A hot cross bun.