What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

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What's a bear without an ear?

A b

What's the suite number on that address?

8: It just says "Hashtag 301." Me: Before hashtags were born, those were called number signs.

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What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

Why can't some people help being born Chinese?

Because there's nothing wong with it.

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Why did the man put his car in the oven?

Because he wanted a hot rod.

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

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Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby?

Because black people make "Wong" decisions!

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!