What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

a 2nd born.

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Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

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What did the baker say to the dough before he put it in the oven?

You are no longer kneaded."

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Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

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Because black people make "Wong" decisions!