What do Kim Kardashian, and my girlfriend have in common?

They're both made up.

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What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend?

Dayuum. I'd hit that."

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What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a colored wash?

Whites occasionally get inside a colored wash.

What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.