What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

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What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

Why did the Kurd bury his music collection?

His tribesman said "ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."

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What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

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How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

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How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !