What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

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Why wasn't Michael Jackson allowed to perform at the children's hospital?

Because he is dead. ((I came up with this joke when I was very tired.))

Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

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When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

How do you ask a tyrannosaur out to lunch?

Tea, Rex?"

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He flushed.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

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Why do Vampires hate Writers?

Because they hate Type O's

What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.