What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

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What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

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What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

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What does Matt Damon call thrift shopping?

Goodwill Hunting.

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical