What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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What do burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant chick have in common?

Some douchebag forgot to pull it out in time.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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What's the quietest album in the world?

Stephen Hawking - unplugged

Why can't Stephen Hawking dance?

Because he's white.

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What did the Australian say to the hawk?

Good eye!

What vegetable is a bug most afraid of?

Stephen Hawking