What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

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Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.