What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

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Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson?

Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.

What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire