Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

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Why is the number 6 always angry?

Because 789

How many Heisenbergs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

If you know the number, you don't know where the socket is.

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What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.