Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

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Why is Bill Gates scared of the number 7?

Because 7 8 10.

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical