Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

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Why is the number 6 always angry?

Because 789

How many indie bands does it take to change a light bulb?

Eh, it's some number you've probably never heard of.

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What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

Why do sorority girls travel in odds?

Because they can't even!