How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

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What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

What do prime numbers and stoners have in common?

The higher they are, the more spaced out they get

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Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes?

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Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?