How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

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Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

uh.. I don't remember..

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

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How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.