How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

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What does a kite and a stoner have in common?

They're both high.

Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

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Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

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What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.