Why do stoners spend so much money?

because they're high rollers

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What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

What do you call money on drugs?

A high five...

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How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

Why did the stoner admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself