Why do stoners spend so much money?

because they're high rollers

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What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

asks his wife. "31 black"

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

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What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane