What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

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How many lovers do the religious have?

Nun!

What kind of fun does a priest have?

Nun.

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How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question?

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What is the most effective way to remember your wife's Birthday?

Answer: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again. :D

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What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

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What did the colours red and violet say to one another when they couldn't agree in their debate?

I guess we're just on different ends of the spectrum.

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

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Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.