What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many Catholics can you fit in a habit?

Nun

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

What are the level differences between nannies?

Answer: the A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

for 2 weeks.

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven?

meh

What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.