Why don't North Koreans go to heaven?

because they have no Seoul

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Why is North Korea so cruel?

Because it doesn't have a Seoul!

Why does Kim Jong Un stick out at a black gospel church?

Because he doesn't have Seoul.

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What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

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Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?

Because they don't have Seoul.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.