Why don't North Koreans go to heaven?

because they have no Seoul

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Why does Kim Jong Un stick out at a black gospel church?

Because he doesn't have Seoul.

Why is North Korea so lame?

It's got no Seoul.

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How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.