Why don't North Koreans go to heaven?

because they have no Seoul

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Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music?

They both ain't got the same Seoul.

Why is all of the music made in North Korea just absolutely terrible?

They've got no Seoul.

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Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

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Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?

Because they don't have Seoul.

Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.