Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

Previous Random Joke Next

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What's the definition of innocence?

A nun working in a condom factory thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How do deaf people tell each other secrets ?

They wear mittens.

What do you call an Asian gangster wearing a blue bandana?

A rice crippy.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.