5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.
5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
Apparently a lot, because that lightbulb still isn't screwed in.
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.
He calls it a work of art.
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet
An alcoholic with a drinking problem
Patty O'Furniture
One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
