5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.
5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Is it in yet? How does a man destroy a womans pride with 4 words? I don't know.
Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.
One and not one.
Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
To be sure to be sure
A mashed potato.
Old. Oriental. Ovaries.
None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.
