Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?

To be sure to be sure

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What does a gun, a fire extinguisher, and a condom have in common?

Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it

What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

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Why did the chicken?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road naked A: Because chickens don't wear clothes.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

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How does an Irishman's future look like?

Very blight.

What do you call a wrecked Irishman?

A mashed potato.