What do you call a wrecked Irishman?

A mashed potato.

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Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

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What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?

Rick O'Shea.

How do you know it was an Irishman?

because I had to help him....."