What do you call a wrecked Irishman?

A mashed potato.

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What do you call a wrecked Irishman?

A mashed potato.

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

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What do you call an Irishman sitting on his veranda?

Patty O'Furniture.

How does a German call an Irishman?

Komm, Sean!