What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican?

It's four-twenty Juan!

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What do you call an overweight Mexican?

A MAXican

Why aren't there any Mexicans in China?

Because the Chinese know how to build a wall.

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What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

What does he say at baptism?

Another Juan