What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican?

It's four-twenty Juan!

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan

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What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just Juan