Anyone can mash potatoes
One is a runt with a cache.
A: About 10 pounds.
We're raising mashed potatoes.
If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.
I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup
Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)
A baked potato
Potato dribbles one defender. Potato dribbles another defender. Potato is one on one with the goalkeeper. What does Potato do? Potato Chips
Anyone can mash potatoes!