What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a tribe of clever pygmies and a girls' track team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

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Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.

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What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

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What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a potato?

You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you.

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What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.

Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!