What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

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What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver?

A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn" .

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Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

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What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and potato?

I've never paid $50 to have a potato on my face.

Whats the hardest part of cooking a potato?

Signing the legal guardian paperwork

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How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.

What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.