Anyone can mash potatoes
I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.
One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.
A mashed potato.
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup
tuber-culosis
Idaho
You can't mash Frankenstein.
Guacamole.