What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

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What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself?

I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.

What is the difference between a Greek spearman and a pale beer?

One is hoplite, and the other a light hops.

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What do you call a wrecked Irishman?

A mashed potato.

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

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What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

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What's the only disease a potato can get?

tuber-culosis

What do you call a potato on the street corner?

Idaho

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What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.