How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.

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What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

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What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

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What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes