How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.

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What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

Mash Potato Jokes More Mash Potato Jokes

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

What did Miss Piggy say to Kermit at the end of their first date?

Nothing. She had a frog in her throat.

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What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes