What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

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What's the difference between a condom and the space-time continuum?

There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it

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What do you get when you mash up an avagadro?

Guacamole.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..?

Boris' Karl loft.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.