Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

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Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

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What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

What did the egg say when it was about to be hard boiled?

It's gonna take a while to get me hard, because I just got laid by a chick!

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What day does an Easter egg hate the most?

Fry-days.

Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.