Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

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Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.

What does James Bond say after a heavy workout?

I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.

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What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables?

Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair.

What is hail ?

Hard boiled rain !

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Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.