Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

What do cows like to line dance to ?

Any kind of moosic you like !

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What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.

What did the egg say when it was about to be hard boiled?

It's gonna take a while to get me hard, because I just got laid by a chick!

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Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.