How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How Do You Tell 2 Scottsmen Apart?

A: You lift their kilts, and whichever one has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!!

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

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How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

Failure Jokes More Failure Jokes

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

What do you call a dead asian?

A failure

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

Why did the rapper scream into his Easter basket?

He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps