How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if someone has a Jamaican accent?

They roll their J's.

Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

Failure Jokes More Failure Jokes

What do you call a clean, good looking well behaved monster?

a failure!

What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.

How did the pig get to the hospital?

in a hambulance.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!