How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

Failure Jokes More Failure Jokes

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

What do you call an unborn child that is excessively ready to accept failure?

A defetus

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

Which eggs are the best for Easter?

Empty ones ( )