How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common ?

Easter

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does a mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast?

A. Ihop

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

Why did the gray whale go on a diet?

Because he wasn't a Fin whale!

Scramble Jokes More Scramble Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

What do you call nondeterministically scrambled Crunk?

White and black noise.