How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

What did the egg say to the boiling water?

It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did King Arthur have for breakfast?

Eggcalibur.

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

Scramble Jokes More Scramble Jokes

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

What do you call nondeterministically scrambled Crunk?

White and black noise.