How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Whats a zombie's favorite drink?

Egg noggin.

What does an egg say at a party?

omelette

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does a Oompa Loompa Rabbi have for breakfast?

Orange Juice

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Diet Jokes More Diet Jokes

Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

How did the possessed lady lose weight?

Diet and exorcise.

Scramble Jokes More Scramble Jokes

What is a tampon's favorite food?

Scrambled egg

What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?

Coloured scrambled eggs