What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

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Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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What type of car does a dinosaur drive?

a priustoric!

What type of animal browses Reddit?

Karma-vore

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What, over in 6 seconds?

No, with 8 black men and a gun."

How do you cure depression?

A gun.

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Why do bananas get all the ladies?

Because they have appeal

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger