What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did they fire the contract lawyer with lazy eye?

He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)

Why did the sperm cross the road?

I put on the wrong socks this morning.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

Where did you get that?

The pig replies, "I won her in a raffle."

Christmas Tree Jokes More Christmas Tree Jokes

What do The Pope &amp a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.

Which is the toughest tree?

A Christmas Tree because it has the most balls