What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

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What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

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What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

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What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration