What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

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How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

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Why was the ant so confused?

All of if its uncles are aunts!

What kind of ants are very learned ?

Pedants !

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What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

What's the difference between a pig and a dwarf janitor?

One is messy, and the other is a little cleaner.

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

Why did you tie a rope on that criminal?

Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

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What is the best thing about gaffer tape ?

It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

Why ya going to the airport?

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."