What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

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What can you say about a car and not a girl/your gf?

It's easy to turn on, and even though it's eleven, I still love her.

What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

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What's the best part of split-pea soup?

The cut up peaness.

Why are ophans no good at baseball?

They dont know where home is.

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Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

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Why ya going to the airport?

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."