What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

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When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into the Hulk?

just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

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How do you tell a good monster from a bad one?

If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!

What's the best part of having Alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday!

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.

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What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

What is the best thing about gaffer tape ?

It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"