What kind of dog can turn on your car?

Yorkies

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What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier?

A subwoofer.

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

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How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

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Why did the tomato turned red?

Because it saw the salad dressing

How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

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What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

What kind of music does a mummy like?

W)rap music!