What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

How does Megatron get away with raw-dogging it?

Decepticondoms.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

Building Jokes More Building Jokes

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)