When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

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Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

How are genders like the twin towers?

There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it.

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.