What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

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Why do Asian students do so well in school?

Because an Asian without A's is a sin

What do you call an Asian driveby?

Cap-a-chino

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

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What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.