What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

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What did the grad students call the new Asian post-doc?

The Yellow Fellow.

What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

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Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

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What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh

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What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

What do you call a line of black people?

A chocolate bar