What did the asian say when he saw a line at the local soup kitchen?

Ugh.... Pho queue...

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Why don't asians like to applause?

Because every time they do all they do is crap

What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little asian kids

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What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

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What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

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What's white and in the men's 100m track final?

The lines.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.