Why do Asian students do so well in school?

Because an Asian without A's is a sin

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How far do burgers go in school?

Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).

Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

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Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

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What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins

Why do white people's feet get so dirty?

They walk on the sins of their ancestors.