What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

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Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

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What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

What kind of underwear do the GI Joes wear?

None, they go commando.

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Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

What do you call an attractive bee who goes to bars?

A bar-bee!